| UFC 110 - Big Nog Vs. Velasquez.. Mexican Power? | |
| 20/February/2010 by JAV |
Sup my peeps. Ya boy's back, and once again, on the solo tip. I'm starting to wonder if all this poonanny is fucking with Crueltys ability to make a deadline on these. Cuz we all know giving you these free picks is WAYYY more important then the FANTASTIC feeling of sweet, sweet vagina. Eyes on the prize Cruelty, c'mon my brotha. Anyway UFC 110 is being held in the land down under. You better run, you better take cover. We've got a few last second injuries and pull outs, but everythings going to be alright. BOO YAH 2 SONG REFERENCES IN..........more
| UFC 109 Part II - Cruelty talks Old Guy Fightz | |
| 6/February/2010 by Cruelty |
I'm glad JAV didn't break my balls to bad for being late with this. I had a shit week. I recently moved to Philly for a new job, and now I'm buried under snow. I guess I could be dead in Haiti or something but I refuse to have a mature perspective and instead I'm bitching to strangers. Hopefully this mediocre card has some surprises and this weekend improves. Rolles Gracie over Joey Beltran – Round 1 Submission (Arm-Triangle) Finally the next generation of Gracies have come to the UFC. Rolles won’t blow you away with his striking and wrestling,..........more
| UFC 109 - (Insert Old Folks Joke HERE) | |
| 6/February/2010 by JAV |
Sup folks, ya boys on the solo for dolo today. Cruelty is out being "Mr. Big Shot who cant get to a comp or some shit". This is what happens when you get a taste of the sweet sweet poon. Be warned my brothers. Either that or he thought this card blew so hard that even I wouldnt want to write about it. But you know I cant let my faithfulls (YOUSE) down! So this show we're saying FUCK ITALICS, let's blow through this card like a SUMMER BREEZE....MAKES ME FEEEEEL FIIIYINE. Ok go. Rolles Gracie over Joey Beltran - Sub Rd 1 To be best..........more
| UFC 108 - Brock Vs. Carwin!!ERRRRR Evans Vs. Rampage!!ERRRRR.... Well... Evans Vs. Silva?? You Still There? | |
| 2/January/2010 by JAV |
Hey now and Happy New Years folks! Did you drown your horrible year in a giant bottle of booze? You know we did! At least MMA was awesome right? And what better way to kick off the New Year then with MO' MMA? UFC 108 had a ton of injuries, pull outs, put itns post up's post op's, you name it, they had it. True story, this week the guy who books the fights tore his knee out. Perhaps it was running to the phone because it was Brock's ringtone? Anyways let's stay positive, and keep it moving. You know the drill, i'm ITALICS, and Cruelty isnt...........more
| UFC 107 - The Formerly Chubby Hawaiian Versus The Yes Man. Featuring Cruelty (Duh) | |
| 12/December/2009 by JAV |
Sup boys and girls, ya bros are back. UFC 107 is upon us, and we've got some solid match up's that may not turn the public's head, but turns the MMA community's head. Then again our head turns when the worlds largest body builder gets into a ring, so let's move on. We've got some fun match up's, and everyone favorite Hawaiian not named Palamalu. You know the deal. Cruelty rocks the normal font, I rock Italics, you drop a fucking load. Let's go! TJ Grant over Kevin Burns - Rd 3 JD How aboot we start up the TJ Grant hype machine again eh hosers? ..........more
| UFC 106 - Who Gets Called A Bitch On The Back Of Tito's T-Shirt This Time? GUEST STARRING THE BARBED ONE!!!1 | |
| 21/November/2009 by JAV |
Greetings and salutations. Ya boys are back. I hate to put a rush on this but I got a soccer game to get to. Being a dad is fun! Unless your kid gets burned on D. Then you want to beat them as soon as you get to the car for making you look too lazy to work with them in the backyard after practice. Oh wait, what were we talking about again? So this card would of been a lot better, but thanks to Sable giving Brock Lesnar some type of disease on his weiner we get this instead. You know the drill, ya boys Italics, Cruelty isnt. Lets go! EDIT:..........more