| UFC 115 - If This Was 2005 This Card Would Be AWESOME | |
| 12/June/2010 by JAV |
HEY NOW and wassup folks. Ya boys are back. Cruelty's rashes have healed (He's the only human being allergic to Mayo, true story bro) and we are REUNITED AND IT FEELS SO GOOD. Got a great few weeks of MMA up the pipe, and we're here again to break down tonight's card, UFC 115. You've got the return of the Iceman, return of Ace, return of Cro Copp, and Return of the Jedi. I'm actually just getting into this World Cup game with USA and .....oh shit we already got scored on, nevermind. Hey is this tractor racing on ESPN 2? Anyway onto the fights,..........more
| UFC 114 - MR. T VERSUS RIC FLAR... IN BIZZARO WORLD | |
| 29/May/2010 by JAV |
Sup ninjas? Ya boy is back. Cruelty is out. I warned him about the dangers of not using sun tan lotion, but he never listens. It's one of the biggest fights of the year, and a bunch of fights majority of you wont care about. LETS ROLL! Jesse Forbes over Ryan Jensen – KO Rd 1 Is Forbes a TUF kid? For some reason I think he is. The kid hits hard, and Jensen doesn’t have the best chin. Ryan has a lot of big fights under his belt and also likes to chunk em, so I go with Forbes to clip him before he gets clipped. ..........more
| UFC 113 - Machida Has To Do Something In Between Pee Drinking Sessions Right? | |
| 8/May/2010 by JAV |
Whats up boys and girls. Ya boys are back to knock out a quick picks version of “WHO YA GOT?” Cruelty is under the weather, and i’m in a bit of a rush because, well to be honest I got through 90% of my picks earlier then for some gay reason the comp froze, and I lost everything. There was a lot of good shit too, you guys really lost out. See that’s the kind of pro that I am. Fuck trying to remember the shit I wrote at 9am baby. So as always i’m ITALICS, Cruelty isn’t. This UFC has kind of got the back burner treatment. Maybe it was because..........more
| UFC 112 - Anderson Silva and BJ Penn On The Same Card We Gotta Be Excited Right? Feat. Cruelty | |
| 9/April/2010 by JAV |
What up folks. We're once again in the middle of a solid month of MMA with Bellator this week, as well as Strikeforce on CBS next week. UFC is nice enough to bless our peeps overseas with some MMA goodness, so instead of shitting on the live time issues that have scared some of my folks away from a 10 AM West Coast start time, we'll get into the biz. You know who's regular font, you know who's Italics, BLITZKRIEG!!! Jon Madsen over Mostapha Al-Turk – Rd 1 KO Madsen was OK on TUF and Al-Turk seems to suck. After Madsen wins, he’ll probably..........more
| UFC 111 - GSP Is Not Impressed With Your Performance Feat. Cruelty | |
| 27/March/2010 by JAV |
Once again it's on. Word up folks. Ya boy is back and in the middle of a great weekend of MMA/Boxing/'Rasslin. Last night we had the Strikeforce Challengers event in my hometown, props to Lavar Big Johnson for coming back from a near death experience to getting back into that cage and getting a win under his belt as well. Tonight we have boxing's Super Six Tourney continuing, as well as UFC 111. And of course tomorrow is that little show WWE has been putting on for about 20 plus years called Wrestlemania. Thank god for bros that are willing to..........more
| UFC On Versus - Wow They Did'nt Even Give This One A Number Huh? | |
| 21/March/2010 by JAV |
Sup folks, ya boy is back on deck. On the solo creep once again. I think i'm starting to know how Wilbon felt when Kornheiser said Hannah Storm dresses slutty on Sportscenter and got suspended for a few weeks. I MISS MY LIL BRO CRUELTY, AND HIS SOUTHERN WIT. And at least they threw in that fat sweaty guy (LeBetard?) to help Wilbon out. I GOT NOBODY. I WALK ALONE. I AM THE DESPARADO. Actually, i'm just high. So you know the routine. Let's hope to see Cruelty next week for the card they actually assigned a number to. Hey if we get a really..........more